Cecily: Why don’t I have things in my fridge? I am a failure of a human.
Alexander: I have eggs that expired, Camembert, and a bottle of Captain Morgan. I am out of herbal refreshment, I am that much of a mess today.
Cecily: Eggs that have actually expired or have a “used by” date that you need not adhere to?
Alexander: I daren’t find out. They’ve been in there since the last time I cooked breakfast for a man.
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