Alexander: I need a wealthy man on his deathbed who has recently discovered his homosexuality, and has in the process become estranged from his many children and ex-wives.
Cecily: You can have my second husband. When I have one.
Alexander: I am assuming at that point both of us will be relatively well known, and so I vote that he has a torrid affair with me, and we split the press, leaving him to evanesce into social oblivion. Plan?
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