Arnaud and Cecily, on business.

Cecily: I have a new business plan: follow behind the live rose sellers and sell dead ones to people having arguments or couples on the verge of divorce. Big market. No current competitors.

Arnaud: Good idea. Think about a larger market: dead plants for the flats of people going through a divorce. Or for companies going through bankruptcy.

Cecily: I’m sure lots of people would have loved to send dead plants to Lehman Brothers.

Arnaud: Or tiny coffins.

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