Cecily: I met somebody who has changed my perspective. He opened me up to a more humble, more relaxed side. I am going through a period of introspection.
Charles: LSD is a hell of a drug.
Two friends, on introspection.
Charles: I am glad you can be introspective. Most people can’t, at least not honestly. They do not like what they see or can’t deal with the prospect of having spent so much time being wrong. That’s me at least.
Cecily: I like finding out that i have been wrong. It seems right. Or at least poetic.
Raj, theorising.
Raj: You have a charmed life Cecily. Perhaps your last life was horrendous, and this incarnation is your compensation. I wonder if before this, you were Jesus.
Nino, on an ideal lover.
Nino: Our relationship was ideal. We were both looking for a “partner-in-crime” situation of semi-polygamous bliss involving a lot of combined ambition, fashion, music and shibari.
Ohan, on tomatoes.
Ohan: The problem with fried chicken wings in America is that they lead to the death of culture. I make a really exciting heirloom tomato salad. You don’t need television to wash that down.
Alexander, on modes of being.
Alexander: I have only two settings: monogamy and unrequited longing.
Two friends, on a puppet.
Rahoul: Have you met Joe 90 in real life?
Raj: No, he’s a marionette.
Rahoul, on an unfortunate car owner.
Rahoul: The car over there is a Mustang, but looks like an Aston Martin.
Cecily: It is a car for the man who wants everything.
Rahoul: Including to be a redneck.
Arnaud, on not asking.
Cecily: I am in bed, listening to my lover play Flamenco guitar, and the light is streaming through a glorious open window. I want somebody to bring me a croissant.
Arnaud: You are in a bad position, meine Führerin. A real and charismatic leader has everything she desires without asking.
Cecily, on geography and biology.
Cecily: Did you know that in Nottingham ducks walk backwards?
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