Raj: I recently increased my age cap for women on Tinder to thirty-six. Before this, the deck was constantly running out of women and I had to wait half an hour to receive another set. Now, I’m yet to run out of prospective dates! 

Cecily: What was your age range before!?

Raj: Eighteen to thirty-one. 

Cecily: But you’re forty-three!

Raj: Over the age of thirty-one, they’re all married with children. I needed some way to filter those out efficiently. Women over thirty-one are wider, they’re heavier. I tend to find this trend is worse in the north of England. I know I’m forty-three, but have you seen what a forty-three year-old single woman looks like?