Two Italians, on harems.

Carlo: Nicolas, you should have a harem of men like Cecily. 

Nicolas: No. I have one woman per night and then she leaves. 

Carlo: But really, that’s a kind of harem. 

Nicolas: It’s not! I don’t ever intend to keep my women. 

Two friends, on being sober.

Arnaud: You are sober?

Cecily: Yes.

Arnaud: And the world is still colourful?

Cecily: Very much so.

Arnaud: Was it an accident, your sobriety?

Two friends, on the Golden Ratio.

Vinnie: I would like to get your take on short legs and long torsos.

Cecily: With the right brain atop them both, they can be quite satisfactory.

Vinnie: Short legs and long torsos are an affront to the Fibonacci spiral.

Two friends, on Moleskine.

Charles: I bought my 2016 Moleskine today. Not sure if you use one.

Cecily: Is that a question you ask a creative polymath who has already desperately sold her soul to fine leather and great marketing many, many times before? Of course I do.

Two friends, on being cock-eyed enough.

Charles: Having someone work for you changes your perspective on the world.

Cecily: Yes. I need an assistant. And a mansion in Saint Germain. Then my perspective will be well enough cock-eyed to live my best life.

Two friends, on anchor’s aweigh.

Cecily: Yves just told me he may take a post in the symphony in Amsterdam. If he does, he leaves next week.

Charles: That’s a decidedly refined take on the old man-off-to-war story;”Cecily, I must serve in the orchestra in Amsterdam. I ship off tomorrow”.