Alexander: I will offer tentative solutions to all of your problems once I’m not so défoncé.
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Alexander, on destiny.
Alexander: Whenever I move back to Paris I’m going to live in the 10ème and eventually marry Xavier Dolan. I’ve realised it to be my destiny.
Two cousins, on zones.
Cecily: I’m in the “get fit” zone in preparation for the eventual “wedding zone”.
Felicia: What does that involve?
Cecily: My wedding? Vows and a white dress and great catering.
Cecily, on dinner.
Cecily: Sincerely, I just cried over my gravlax.
Two friends, on muppethood.
Cecily: I will never record my voice because I sound like a muppet.
Ishmael: Is this secretly because you are actually a muppet?
Carlo, on lovers.
Carlo: People who are in love are always right.
Raj, on doctors.
Raj: Doctors are just tech support for the human machine.
Two friends, on going to hell.
Arnaud: Hell didn’t accept you. The demons were afraid.
Cecily: So I flirted with Saint Peter and he let me right into heaven.
Two friends, on a spider.
Arnaud: I have the biggest of the big spiders in my hotel room. It’s 10cm in diametre…
Cecily: Did you measure him? Maybe you can catch him in a jar and pin him behind a picture frame like a scientifically mounted butterfly.
Arnaud: I just called the hotel staff. The spider is now a crêpe.
Two friends, on millinery.
Cecily: Have you seen my new hat?
Jonathan: It’s a bird! It’s a bird!
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