Christian: Are you saying you consider my soups as vulgar as consommés?
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Two friends, on lamb.
Cecily: I spent the whole of yesterday stressed about the small levels of dust in my house, and obsessing over the lamb shanks that I’m cooking for my impending romantic home date.
Alexander: I am silently judging you for eating not only an animal, but a baby animal.
Cecily: I love eating baby animals. And wearing their parents.
Between sisters, on the movies.
Delilah: I got drunk tonight and thought it a good idea to buy a pineapple.
Cecily: It is always a good idea to buy a pineapple.
Delilah: I was out with people watching a zombie movie, so i thought, “Hey. Movie food. Pineapples. One dollar.”
Cecily: You should make a friand.
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