Ohan: The problem with fried chicken wings in America is that they lead to the death of culture. I make a really exciting heirloom tomato salad. You don’t need television to wash that down.
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Rahoul, on an unfortunate car owner.
Rahoul: The car over there is a Mustang, but looks like an Aston Martin.
Cecily: It is a car for the man who wants everything.
Rahoul: Including to be a redneck.
Cecily, on geography and biology.
Cecily: Did you know that in Nottingham ducks walk backwards?
Two friends, on a plate of scallops.
Frederic: What is the difference between the light ones and the dark ones?
Ohan: The dark ones are persecuted.
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