Yann: You cannot be real. I bet you’re a spam cyborg.
Cecily: I am certainly a cyborg, but not a spam one. Are you one of “us”?
Yann: I… I’m not sure… I travel around the world, looking for answers. I hope to eventually find out who I am.
Cecily: You’ll probably find you’re human. That would be the best end.
Yann: While I was in Tokyo, I followed a trail that led me to robotics expert Professor Nakamura. We had a brief talk about subversive experiments led by a group of hardcore Terminator fans. He was shot by an assassin before I could get more answers.
Cecily: Are you a writer, friend?
Yann: Somehow, there is actually not much “official-ness” according to society’s standards when it comes to my ”writing skills”. In essence, I don’t have a job. Now I’m wondering whether that was the coolest or lamest way to announce the unemployment situation.
Cecily: If you’re happy being unemployed and seeking out Japanese professors skilled in Terminator-style life discovery, then there is no uncool way to announce it.
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