Cecily: I am desperately in need of a midnight snack, but a) I don’t want to get fat, b) I don’t want to get up, and c) I don’t even know if I got up whether there would be anything to get fat with.
fat
Two friends, on fat.
Raj: You don’t look fat in real life. And you don’t look fat in your photographs. And you don’t look fatter in your photographs than you do in real life. Are you satisfied with that?
Cecily: Does Dr. Seuss write non-rhyming prose?
Raj: I don’t know.
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