Christian: Are you saying you consider my soups as vulgar as consommés?
food
Two friends, on a plate of scallops.
Frederic: What is the difference between the light ones and the dark ones?
Ohan: The dark ones are persecuted.
Two friends, on love á la carte.
Alexander: Would that we all could have love delivered to us via Alloresto.
Cecily: As a side to sushi. Without la douleur exquise.
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