Alexander, about gluten free.

Alexander: I’d love to try being gluten free at some point, but during this chapter of my life, I’m quite content having an extra three kilos and a perpetual cloud of shame hanging about my head.

Alexander, on June.

Alexander: And my semi-obscure French word for June is rightfully, in my opinion anyway, “frisson”.

Cecily, having a midnight dilemma.

Cecily: I am desperately in need of a midnight snack, but a) I don’t want to get fat, b) I don’t want to get up, and c) I don’t even know if I got up whether there would be anything to get fat with.

Two friends, on carrots.

Cecily: My grandfather suggested carrots as a cure for insomnia, and it works for me.

Arnaud: I will try them tonight!

Cecily: To improve their efficacy, talk to the carrots while you’re cooking them, or sing. I believe they like folk.

Arnaud: They will have rock, but not The Smashing Pumpkins. That would offend them.

Cecily: I beg to differ. I think the carrots should be at war with the pumpkins. Pumpkins make a better purée and you’d better believe they make a better velouté.