Alexander: I helped multiple gorgeous Australian men at the boulangerie today. I don’t know how you ever left your motherland. Yours are a wonderful and lust-inspiring people.
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Alexander, on a dream bathroom.
Alexander: Archaic French plumbing is only as irksome as you allow it to be.
Two friends, on escrow.
Cecily: Guess. What.
Alexander: I would not know where to begin. But, given your house hunt, might I be speaking with a woman in escrow?
Cecily, on hemp milk.
Cecily: I’m googling hemp milk. My life is going to be so cleansed.
Alexander, on life changes.
Alexander: I have begun to eat meat again and stopped recycling; it’s doing wonders for my creative flow.
Two friends, on life.
Cecily: I’m still here. Living. I smell like wine though.
Alexander: Don’t we all.
Alexander, on Portland.
Alexander: Zagat is still relevant here.
Rahoul, on himself.
Rahoul: I am a very convenient human being.
Cecily, on sweet potatoes.
Cecily: I choose my sweet potatoes for their aesthetic merit.
Two friends on movements.
Raj: Hippies were a real counter culture. They were a movement against something.
Cecily: And hipsters are simply trying to move the world towards typewriters.
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