Delilah: Tell me something. What’s a gal to do with insurmountable neuroses and twenty thousand Mongolian Tugriks?

Cecily: Is twenty thousand a large amount in set currency?

Delilah: I could probably buy… six hamsters.

Cecily: Do you want six hamsters?

Delilah: Not at the present. That comes later. After I annex Russia.

Cecily: So why do you need advice? 

Delilah: This Mongolian currency is almost obsolete. By the time I annex Russia they could be dealing in tiny Serbian model aeroplanes.

Cecily: Then quick, invest in those.