Alexander: I am thoroughly convinced that Apple and McDonald’s will be collaborators in the new world order.
Literature
Cecily, on life and colour coordination.
Cecily: Fall into life. For if you go gently, you may never know the joys of wearing both pink and red in a single outfit.
Alexander, on Australians.
Alexander: I helped multiple gorgeous Australian men at the boulangerie today. I don’t know how you ever left your motherland. Yours are a wonderful and lust-inspiring people.
Two friends, on escrow.
Cecily: Guess. What.
Alexander: I would not know where to begin. But, given your house hunt, might I be speaking with a woman in escrow?
Alexander, about gluten free.
Alexander: I’d love to try being gluten free at some point, but during this chapter of my life, I’m quite content having an extra three kilos and a perpetual cloud of shame hanging about my head.
Alexander, on true love.
Alexander: I sat next to Slavoj Žižek’s more attractive doppelgänger on the bus today. In that moment I truly knew what it is to love a man.
Rahoul, on himself.
Rahoul: I am a very convenient human being.
Cecily, on immortal words.
Cecily: A quote is eternal if you can recontextualise the fuck out of it and it still holds true.
Alexander, on June.
Alexander: And my semi-obscure French word for June is rightfully, in my opinion anyway, “frisson”.
Cecily, on Nicolas.
Cecily: Why Nicolas, you’re looking incredibly Bogart today. You’re practically coffee stained and singed around the edges.
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