Alexander: I will offer tentative solutions to all of your problems once I’m not so défoncé.
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Alexander, on destiny.
Alexander: Whenever I move back to Paris I’m going to live in the 10ème and eventually marry Xavier Dolan. I’ve realised it to be my destiny.
Two cousins, on zones.
Cecily: I’m in the “get fit” zone in preparation for the eventual “wedding zone”.
Felicia: What does that involve?
Cecily: My wedding? Vows and a white dress and great catering.
Cecily, on stars.
Cecily: Stars are the part of the sky that glitter remembered.
Carlo, on lovers.
Carlo: People who are in love are always right.
Raj, on doctors.
Raj: Doctors are just tech support for the human machine.
Two friends, on going to hell.
Arnaud: Hell didn’t accept you. The demons were afraid.
Cecily: So I flirted with Saint Peter and he let me right into heaven.
Two friends, on millinery.
Cecily: Have you seen my new hat?
Jonathan: It’s a bird! It’s a bird!
Cecily, on Paris.
Cecily: Paris is not the city of lights, but the city of men. The streets crawl with both fine specimens of the race and skew-whiff tripod-like creatures, relentlessly parading through the streets with their cocks to the sky.
Cecily, on immorality.
Cecily: There is nothing more immoral than putting a bunny in a dryer.
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