Delilah: Tell me something. What’s a gal to do with insurmountable neuroses and twenty thousand Mongolian Tugriks?
Cecily: Is twenty thousand a large amount in set currency?
Delilah: I could probably buy… six hamsters.
Cecily: Do you want six hamsters?
Delilah: Not at the present. That comes later. After I annex Russia.
Cecily: So why do you need advice?
Delilah: This Mongolian currency is almost obsolete. By the time I annex Russia they could be dealing in tiny Serbian model aeroplanes.
Cecily: Then quick, invest in those.