Christian: This is why Brexit happened. A culture that cannot manage to put hot and cold water into one tap can’t possibly know how to effectively mix their people.
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Alexander, on true love.
Alexander: I sat next to Slavoj Žižek’s more attractive doppelgänger on the bus today. In that moment I truly knew what it is to love a man.
Cecily, on gauche caviar.
Cecily: Being gauche caviar is so passé. I’ll take mine Beluga, and with no apologies, please.
Cecily, on the Brexit.
Cecily: As a European spirit whose citizenship has always been at odds with her heart, admin will not weary us, nor politics condemn.
Charles, on politics.
Charles: Politics is beautiful. Fundamentally it’s about people’s most base emotions. Love and fear. That’s all politics is.
Two Italians, on a natural woman.
Nicolas: She does not look natural!
Carlo: Sometimes it is good to have women who are natural, sometimes it is better to have women who ignore the whole concept.
Efraim, on being Jewish at airport border control.
Efraim: You took away my state; don’t take away my nose-hair scissors.
Sisters, on annexation.
Delilah: Tell me something. What’s a gal to do with insurmountable neuroses and twenty thousand Mongolian Tugriks?
Cecily: Is twenty thousand a large amount in set currency?
Delilah: I could probably buy… six hamsters.
Cecily: Do you want six hamsters?
Delilah: Not at the present. That comes later. After I annex Russia.
Cecily: So why do you need advice?
Delilah: This Mongolian currency is almost obsolete. By the time I annex Russia they could be dealing in tiny Serbian model aeroplanes.
Cecily: Then quick, invest in those.
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